Handcrafted, home-made dirt for YOU!
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Premium Filths
Our dirt is the shiniest which is sourced locally. This will increase the longevity of your dirt.
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Fast Shipping
We make sure you receive your dirt as soon as we have finished making it. We also provide free returns if you are not satisfied with your dirt.
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Quality Absence
For every purchase you make, we will ensure there are few damages or faults and we will check and test the filthiness of your dirt.
Simple Dirt
$600
Simple filth
Nothing special
Just expensive
That's it.
True Dirt
$900
Extra filthy
Filthier than you
Hallelujah!
Not cheap
Deluxe Dirt
$1200
Special filth
Filthier than poop
For the obsessed
Don't ask...