Handcrafted, home-made dirt for YOU!

Simple Dirt

$600

Simple filth

Nothing special

Just expensive

That's it.

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True Dirt

$900

Extra filthy

Filthier than you

Hallelujah!

Not cheap

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Deluxe Dirt

$1200

Special filth

Filthier than poop

For the obsessed

Don't ask...

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